Hi, my name is Katie and until recently I had not seen a single episode of Game of Thrones. I’ll give you a minute to get over your shock… ok, feel better?
It wasn’t for lack of wanting to see GoT, as those of us who watch it call it, but rather a lack of access to HBO. Interestingly when I would state this no one, until recently, offered to help remedy the situation.
- Title is Winter is Coming – like the meme! Surprised it comes up so early.
- Looks like winter is already here.
- Cool landscape shots!
- If this was a horror movie that young dude riding the horse would be dead.
- Ooh dead bodies! So much intestines!
- Wildings?
- Don’t investigate the dead bodies that is how you end up dead!
- The dead are gone! The dead need to stay dead, unless it’s Jesus.
- They split up, this is how you end up dead!
- Creepy girl with creepy eyes.
- The young dude’s companions are dead.
- Chill opening credits music for so much death!
- It’s kind of like LOTR, apparently people with R.R. in their name are more likely to become fantasy writers.
- Good, the young guy is alive!
- Winterfell – I will not remember locations.
- There’s the dude from the meme! He looks like the dude for the LOTR one does not simply meme. *Looks it up to realize they are the same dude! Becomes jealous that this man has not one but 2 memes*
- The girl can shoot!
- Is that Jon Snow? It is.
- Oh they’re gonna kill the young dude. Don’t get attached to people in the opening scene of shows.
- Seems weird to have a kid watch.
- That LOTR guys, aka Ned Stark is a pretty DIY king to do his own beheading. What’s the point in being kid. But overall he seems like a good guy! *remembers someone told you the Stark dad dies and gets sad*
- “A madman sees what he sees” poor mental health services in Winterfell. Yea I remembered a location!
- Don’t kill the puppies!
- Glad he didn’t kill the puppies!
- Why does Jon Snow get the runt?
- King’s Landing – The Capital – hopefully less death
- Never mind there’s a dead body.
- Kingdom of blondes.
- Incest between the blonde twins who probably murdered that guy?
- Really pretty scenery!
- Back to the Starks – not complaining but why are they all getting shaved shirtless?
- Ooh the blonde kid jerk I have heard about!
- Why is the redhead girl into him?
- I like the King
- Congrats on the promotion Ned!!
- Don’t marry your daughter to the blonde jerk Ned!
- Tyrion Lannister – Peter Dinklage
- So many boobs!
- Oh, the King really loved Ned’s sister!
- New location – even blonder blondes
- Is he grabbing his sisters boob?
- Yes he is!
- Poor Emilia Clarke. I think she is Khaleesi.
- Jason Momoa can get it! Again!
- You can really tell who is evil pretty quick on this show, like Emilia Clarke’s brother.
- Back to Winterfell – sucks for the Queen to watch her husband make out with some chick!
- Jon Snow is a bastard? Makes the puppy scene awkward. How do you not give your kid a puppy? Let alone ban him from the feast!
- Jon don’t go to the wall – people die there like the young dude you watched your dad behead!
- Tyrion the philosopher!
- I wonder how many times he said bastard this scene?
- Duh the King’s Hand was murdered!
- Shoot, Ned’s gonna take the job and get murdered!
- Back to Khaleesi – lots of public boinking for a wedding
- And snakes
- And murder
- Assuming Khaleesi becomes more badass throughout the show?
- Awkward wedding night when you don’t speak the same language
- Jason Momoa crying does not equal consent!
- Back again to the Starks – overall nice family
- Little boy stop climbing you’re going to fall and break your neck
- Yup incest! Nailed it! Pun intended!
- Don’t push the kid dude who looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 2!
- Damn he did!






